Total Medals Earned: 692 (From 157 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,240 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Make it past Stage 1.
Defeat the Boss!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/225 points)
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Rescue NeNe.
Beat the game!
Rescue Darnell.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/255 points)
Life after death
Replay the game.
Finish the game without dying.
Defeat the final boss.
Medals Earned: 13/30 (145/600 points)
Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Cast a level 3 spell.
Cast a spell for the first time.
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Stand on ice and slide around.
Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Reach an experience level of 30.
Max out your HP and MP.
Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Collect every coin in every level.
Open every treasure chest in every level.
Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/500 points)
Complete Stage 1
Complete stage 2
Complete Stage 3
Complete Stage 4
Complete the game!
Complete Stage 5
Complete Stage X
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Transform to Ashura mode!
Perform a 45 combo.
End the game.
Score more than 200K
End the game without dying in expert difficulty.
Medals Earned: 11/30 (85/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 3
Eat a pork chop!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
